Dear Diary,

Today, I learned what ass to mouth is. It's what I do now since I can't write and I copy people's fics. It's pretty much the only thing as disgusting as plagerizing other's work. I was doing well for a while after the first time I got caught. I used my real name back then, which is Liv. Then I copied the work of an admin on SR since I'm so smart. Then you wouldn't believe it, but I totally got caught! I kind of apologized for it and pretended to leave the site. I picked up a new fetish, taking golden showers from men with molestaches, but I decided this wasn't grimey enough and I had to go back to doing what I do best - copy pasting Green Day fan fiction.

Anyway, I made this new account using another IP address, and I totally got right back in the game. I made friends with people and everything, and no one suspected because I was all busy being normal and even reviewing people when I myself can't write. I even helped myself to an admin position when it went to vote. Then I got caught again because I apparently assumed the Green Day fan fic community was small enough not to notice. That and people on SR rarely go anywhere else for fics. I was wrong, then the admin team found out my name isn't Emily because of facebook and common sense. Oh well, it'll have to be ATM from now on, or I can find a new community to copy fics to because I'll never be original. I'd make my own sex tape for attention, but Two Girls, One Cup might sue me unlike the nice people on this site.

Well diary, I haven't learned my lesson, so I'll just go on being stupid and uncreative. They deleted all my shit because they have no reason to believe any of it was mine, but that never stopped me for taking credit for it!

With Love,

Liv, Emily, Whatsername23 etc.

Hello, denizens of this loony wonderland, I have a few words for you today.

Recently, an admin was discovered plagiarizing. That individual has had her admin priveleges revoked, her auto-validation has been revoked, the story has been deleted, and the admins are combing through the rest of her work to see if anything else has been plagiarized.

This site has a zero-tolerance for plagiarism. DO YOUR OWN WORK! If you are discovered plagiarizing, your story will be deleted and you will be scolded and investigated. You will also, most likely, be openly mocked. Even moreso than if you posted a failfic... of your own.

That concludes this public service announcement. Have a wonderful day.

:D

~Daddy One Guy