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Believably Billie
Challenge!:
Step right up, win a prize! Enter a story of your choice which highlights what you believe to be a VERY IN CHARACTER portrayal of Billie Joe.
Trolls need not apply, keep the crack to yourselves.
Categories: American Idiot Musical, Past, Present, Future, Alternate Reality, Alternate Universe
Characters: Billie Joe Armstrong
Respond to the challenge!
--Swanks on 05/06/2012 07:48 PM 3 Comments
What, What In The Butt!
--Daniel Johns on 04/24/2012 11:19 AM 3 Comments
Boyfriend Troubles Pt. 2
Yes, your favorite Aussie is here to seek advice once again. I'm very close to ending my relationship with Fabio. We had another awkward conversation the other day. Tell me your thoughts on how I should respond do this conversation:
We were talking about things we wish we could be. I told him that I wished I could be the lead singer of a popular Australian band with a glorious ass, until I realized that I had already accomplished that. This is what he wished he could be...
"ok got it...i secretly wish i was a girl...not like be altered into one...but rather if i were to be reborn i would like to come back as a girl. Reason being is that i think that i would make a good girl, and i believe in past lifes, and i think in my past life i was a female japanese cat"
What should poor confused Dan have said?!
--Dan Johns on 04/15/2012 07:30 PM 6 Comments
Boyfriend Troubles!!!
Hello Ladies and Gents!
The new news of the week is that Mr. Johns has a new boyfriend! He's a saucy one, but he definitely needs some work. I have stated this news post so that I may ask for some boyfriend advice.
The situation: We went to see a movie together and he asked to hold my hand (OMG!) so I agreed and we held hands like little girls while enjoying the movie. Instead of heading back to rebelwithoutacause's closet for some hot, nasty sex, we went our separate ways after the movie. After I got home, I recieved a text message. This is what my boyfriend, Fabio sent me.
Fabio: I can still smell your scent on my hand...
Daniel: WTF?
Fabio: Is it weird that I smelled it for a full minute?
Daniel: Yes, you crazy mofo!
Fabio: I know how that sounds, but I'm not a creep.
After that I did not respond. What would any of you do in this situation? Tell Daniel!!!
--Dr. Sexy Johns M.D. on 04/10/2012 10:49 PM 9 Comments
I R DEFENDING MAH HONOR!!!
~Begin Public Service Announcement
Fuk speeling and gramer.
I'nt thet rite ROIDPONY!?
~End Public Service Announcement
--Thatoneguy on 03/29/2012 08:05 PM 4 Comments
Shouts From Last Night
You know you've missed it! It's time for another portion of Shouts From Last Night!
The night's topic: Billie Joe's Genitals!!
Note: Remeber to read from the botton --> up!
Senora Swanky
@Even: You know damn well what you're looking at - naughty bits.
Mar 18, 2012 10:17 pm
Evenstar606
Damn, now I have to feel akward and find this video again...LMAO!
Mar 18, 2012 10:17 pm
Senora Swanky
I can't say I remember ever seeing said video. The only video I can remember of him naked was playing She with the blond hair.
Mar 18, 2012 10:17 pm
Evenstar606
Course, what do I know? I'm not exactly sure what I'm lookin at!
Mar 18, 2012 10:16 pm
Daniel Johns
His balls are abnormally large, I must say.
Mar 18, 2012 10:16 pm
Senora Swanky
Hahahaha, Even, I love you.
Mar 18, 2012 10:16 pm
Evenstar606
Can't remember the title of the video...but it was during that era where he wore the leopard print thong a lot.
Mar 18, 2012 10:16 pm
Daniel Johns
Correct you are my dear Swanky!
Mar 18, 2012 10:15 pm
Evenstar606
I saw an old video of Billie onstage with his penis on display...it seemed to me that he had fairly large ballz if you don't mind me saying.
Mar 18, 2012 10:15 pm
Daniel Johns
That is very true. He's average, but I need more! Bigger is better!
Mar 18, 2012 10:14 pm
Senora Swanky
Someone would buy it. But I'm assuming that there's been more than what can be counted on your fingers.
Mar 18, 2012 10:14 pm
Daniel Johns
>:D I could write a book about the things that have been in my ass.
Mar 18, 2012 10:13 pm
Senora Swanky
Poor Billie, he's really not that small. All considered we're all judging on a photo of him limp and really untrimmed.
Mar 18, 2012 10:12 pm
Senora Swanky
Jeez, Dan. I know you blow everything out of your asshole, but I really don't want to think of what you put in there.
Mar 18, 2012 10:12 pm
Daniel Johns
We are, but let's be honest.. regardless of what is written on this site, Billie doesn't have much to work with. He can only satisfy my needs for so long. I'm such a whore.
Mar 18, 2012 10:11 pm
Senora Swanky
Besides, I thought you and Billie were having an affair again.
Mar 18, 2012 10:07 pm
Senora Swanky
@Dan: Is yours not enough?
Mar 18, 2012 10:06 pm
Senora Swanky
Every time I post a chapter I'm so happy I beat writer's block ... and then I realize I have to write another chapter ...
Mar 18, 2012 10:06 pm
Daniel Johns
I need more penis in my life.
Mar 18, 2012 10:05 pm
--I Need More Penis on 03/18/2012 10:27 PM 5 Comments
HI BOOBIE LADY!!!
Disregard the title, it's an attention grabber. Also a coworker of Swanky.
Now for the true news.
Dear people that continue to submit shit. Please cease and desist. Or I will be forced to be very mean to you. Also I made corned beef and cabbage today. All by myself! Swanky wasn't happy, she dun like that. Which is strange. But whatevs. Oh, I'm a tad tipsy, lets go play tribes and then dance central, yeah?
~ Daddy One Guy.
--Thatoneguy on 03/17/2012 07:36 PM 1 Comments
This Also Needs To Be Done
Ladies and ThatOneGuy... I have chosen my new profession. This is going to be me in 5 short years! Thoughts?
--D. Johns on 03/05/2012 11:43 PM 8 Comments
This Needed To Be Done
--My Ass on 03/05/2012 11:38 PM 4 Comments
Sounds about right...
--Evenstar on 02/28/2012 10:19 PM 6 Comments
"You're not my wife!"
CAPTION CONTEST!!!
Write in the comments a funny caption you think Billie Joe is saying. The winner get's something very special from Dan-o!
--Dr. Sexy M.D. on 02/21/2012 08:41 PM 21 Comments
lolololololol
Thank you for reporting me... to myself. :D
I now have the distinct pleasure of joining our glorious Senora Swanky in this, most prestigious and elite, group. (Fun fact: It's only us) I now have the pleasure of being the second admin to be reported to the admins, and I did it with a pony (cause that's how I roll, bitches).
I would like to dedicate this violation to Whitney Houston. Rest in peace, sistah, you will be missed. Our mutual love of crack and being beaten by our respective spouses (I LOVE YOU SWANKY!!!) is what enabled me to adopt this fractured state of mind. A state of mind where it's perfectly acceptable to threaten little girls with Twilight Sparkle... who just happens to be an imaginary pony... fuck yea, ponies. I would like to thank the acadamy and all the little people I stepped on and molested through these glorious years. And I would like to give a special thanks to the individual who reported me, you know who you are, and next time you break rule 37, I'm sending the entire cast of MLP:FIM after you. That's not a threat, it's a promise.
Now I'm going to go do some crack... err, write some crack. Peace bitches!
~DaddyOneGuy
--Thatoneguy on 02/19/2012 07:34 PM 5 Comments
Happy New Skin Day!
Well, well. Look what I did ...
I suspect it will have bugs ... probably several as I've been up for three nights straight trying my damnest to finish this by today. I have a few new features I've yet to add. And I will be making the story pages black type on white or light grey tomorrow.
When you find bugs please post in this news post. Also it'd be great if you could send me screen caps!
Enjoy!
And we all know it's Billie's over the hill birthday, so yay for him. Go spam the shout like you all do every year.
--Swanks on 02/16/2012 11:52 PM 9 Comments
Awww!
I think DaddyOneGuy will appreciate this, it's just too cute! :D
--Evenstar606 on 02/02/2012 11:44 PM 8 Comments
Fuck Yea. Ponies.
--Thatoneguy on 02/01/2012 08:47 PM 10 Comments
BE JEALOUS!
G'day... so I thought that it was better that you mates heard it from me before it was released publically. Billie and I were caught in a compromising situation last week and we were surprised to find that someone took pictures of our intimate encounter. I tried to deny it, but things just happen. We're not in a relationship, we were just having a bit of fun! Also, I'm growing my hair out and it's a different shade of blond than what I already have.
So don't judge and be jealous!
--Daniel Johns on 01/24/2012 08:55 PM 17 Comments
SR Revamp
Dear Members,
As you may all know I've been busy lately. The thing is since I've been absent I've also been getting complaints about how much the site standards have declined in many ways. Everyone knows I'm a bitch, now a few of us have figured out why. Regardless, the bitch is back and I'm making changes.
Here's what I have in store for you buttmunches:
- New default skin - please vote on the poll or comment on this news post
- Link button to The Attic (for those who want to write real fiction)
- An ass confetti button if someone wants to provide one
- Optimizing the tracked stories feature
- New Welcome message so n00bcakes know what they're in for
- New rules and standards for current and new admins
- Removal of admins that have been missing for over a year (you know who you are, if you want admin back just email me)
- New and improved rejection letters with links to beta readers and author help
- More writing help
- I still want a forum on here, but at this point I'd rather have a functioning site, so this may still be a while. Efic has promised us 4.0 but has not delivered
With that said please vote on the poll and please add your ideas of how to make this a better site in the comments. For those of you who use other efic run sites, please let me know if they have a feature that we don't and I can add.
- Swanks
--Swanks on 01/22/2012 08:21 PM 7 Comments
New Skin Ideas
Hey everyone,
To go along with the Site Revamp, we're looking to update the skins on here to give the site an updated look. We have one idea in mind, but it would be awesome to hear your ideas and opinions. If you have an idea for a new skin, tell us about it in the comments! :D
--Evenstar606 on 01/16/2012 02:06 PM 35 Comments
SR revamp challenge
Here's the link to submit to:
There are no rules or restrictions to what your story should be about. It should just be good, it should be your best and it should have a plot!!! What it shouldn't be is the same old, same old. Think, plot, submit. We need to up the ante on this site!
--Swanks on 01/11/2012 06:22 PM 2 Comments
REPOST LOLOLOLOLOL
REVIEW THE REVIEW LOLOLOL!!!
I hope you realize that YOU are the reason I decided to come back and go on a deny deny deny spree. Drivel like this is... oh god.
Have fun kids.
Reviewer: Senora Swanky Signed 
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Date: 01/09/2012 08:28 PM Title: Chapter 1
Seriously? Are you writing a script? Descriptions anybody? Here's the thing: this isn't very good ... at all. It's pretty much the epitome of fandom wank in the form of a Gary Stu ... and that's not even mentioning the array of spelling and grammar errors. Please go make friends with your shift key, that way you put capitals at the beginning of sentences.
While I'm sure Billie wasn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box in high school, this is kind of pushing the envelope. He acts like he's a homosexual five year old having a temper tantrum. "WAHHHHHH!!! Mommy doesn't love me!!!! I want it in the butt!!!! WAHHHH!!!"
I get the fluffy, cute, Bike thing. Aw, they're cute boys and they're BFFs ... blah, blah, blah. You missed the band wagon by a mile on this one. I can't suspend belief for a second based on how out of character Billie is, and how flat every other character is.
My recommendation: Learn to write descriptions. Challenge yourself by writing without using a drop of dialogue. Have a good hard look at Billie Joe's old interviews before you try writing him as some mentally challenged Manga "boylove" character - you're writing for GD fans, not Harajuku girls. And get a beta.
Author's Response: No one really seems to careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care! I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care! I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care! I don't care! Oh also, 'he acts like a homosexual five year old' first: homosexual people are just normal people, you're sterotyping him...don't sterotype kid. Secondly: Where you from, because here you don't find many five year old homosexuals thirdly: Get a life and listen to Green Day. Chocolate milk bitch
--Daddyoneguy on 01/10/2012 08:15 PM 16 Comments